Wednesday night I was up until 4am. Why? I hear you cry. One word. Info-fucking-mercials. Ok, so maybe that's two words.
I told myself I was studying. I was supposed to be studying. But really? Watchin' the damn infomercials.
They lure me in every. time.
THAT night I bought:
Because apparently I couldn't get shampoo at Coles...
But in the past I have been sucked in by:
Tried it. Lasted 3 weeks.
There's only so much canned tuna you can eat. Next...!
Uhh Huh... See above comment.
Without this I look like Shrek.
Ok, these I use daily.
They make your boobs look like a uni-boob but they are so damn comfortable!
Used it once...
I do have it prominently displayed so that when people visit I can look down my nose at them and say, "Sure. I use it every day... Don't you?"
This is actually pretty cool. I have steamed everything.
Anyone else got anything for sale? A crudely put together PowerPoint presentation is apparently all you need to lure me in. Free trial? Love it. Only pay for postage? Sign me up!
I suck at impulse control.