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Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this message backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft - this is not a conspiracy. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you, your family and your pets.
Oh and you, yes you. Yes I AM watching you through your web-cam.